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You could talk to two or three girls at a bar and pick the best one, or you can swipe a couple hundred people a day—the sample size is so much larger. Crew; senior at Parsons; junior at Pace; works in finance …

There are a ton of factors that need to be assessed when trying to determine which apps are best for hook up opportunities.

Here’s a few factors that were important to me and those that I focused most on when testing out the dating apps that I’ve ranked.

They are Dan, Alex, and Marty, budding investment bankers at the same financial firm, which recruited Alex and Marty straight from an Ivy League campus.

When asked if they’ve been arranging dates on the apps they’ve been swiping at, all say not one date, but two or three: “You can’t be stuck in one lane …